Wall Street Caffeine, Capital and Consequences coffee mug, white with black handle, front view

Wall Street Mug - Caffeine, Capital, and Consequences

$14.00
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Wall Street Caffeine, Capital and Consequences coffee mug, white with black handle, front view
  • Wall Street Caffeine, Capital and Consequences coffee mug, white with black handle, front view
  • Panicked Wall Street trader screaming into two phones amid flying paper and market screens with the Wall Street coffee mug in front
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  • Wall Street Caffeine, Capital and Consequences coffee mug, white with black handle, front view
  • Panicked Wall Street trader screaming into two phones amid flying paper and market screens with the Wall Street coffee mug in front
  • Triumphant Wall Street trader in a suit throwing cash in the air with gold bull and bear figurines and the Wall Street coffee mug
  • Wall Street coffee mug on marble beside a gold bull and bear, a fountain pen and a rolled financial newspaper
  • Product mockup
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Wall Street Mug - Caffeine, Capital, and Consequences

Wall Street Mug - Caffeine, Capital, and Consequences

$14.00

Sip from this mug while pretending your index fund is “crushing it,” or as you quietly Google “what’s a basis point.” It’s perfect for early morning earnings calls, late-night market panic, and that one coworker who says “buy the dip” like it’s a personality trait.

Pairs beautifully with ambition, mild anxiety, and the lingering belief that you could’ve gotten into Bitcoin earlier.

Details:
Holds coffee, hubris, and dreams of passive income
Dishwasher safe, but not recession proof
A tasteful reminder that caffeine is the only stable commodity you own

Printed on demand and made to order — produced in 2–7 business days, then shipped. See our Shipping Policy for delivery estimates.

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