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Sip from this mug while pretending your index fund is “crushing it,” or as you quietly Google “what’s a basis point.” It’s perfect for early morning earnings calls, late-night market panic, and that one coworker who says “buy the dip” like it’s a personality trait.
Pairs beautifully with ambition, mild anxiety, and the lingering belief that you could’ve gotten into Bitcoin earlier.
Details:
Holds coffee, hubris, and dreams of passive income
Dishwasher safe, but not recession proof
A tasteful reminder that caffeine is the only stable commodity you own
Wall Street Mug - Caffeine, Capital, and Consequences
$10.00
Pairs beautifully with ambition, mild anxiety, and the lingering belief that you could’ve gotten into Bitcoin earlier.
Details:
Holds coffee, hubris, and dreams of passive income
Dishwasher safe, but not recession proof
A tasteful reminder that caffeine is the only stable commodity you own