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For when your startup runs on hope, burn rate, and a triple espresso.
This mug captures the essence of Silicon Valley where every conversation is a pitch, every napkin is a business plan, and every “weekend project” somehow costs $5 million in cloud fees.
Perfect for engineers, founders, or anyone pretending their kombucha is venture-funded. Use it to sip coffee, contemplate your next pivot, or nervously check if your stock options are still worth anything.
Silicon Valley Mug – Caffeine-as-a-Service
$10.00
This mug captures the essence of Silicon Valley where every conversation is a pitch, every napkin is a business plan, and every “weekend project” somehow costs $5 million in cloud fees.
Perfect for engineers, founders, or anyone pretending their kombucha is venture-funded. Use it to sip coffee, contemplate your next pivot, or nervously check if your stock options are still worth anything.